~ This was posted on - January 30, 2009
It’s the Razzies for Music On-Hold. First let’s start with our top three music on hold paragraphs at the studios.
The Best Three Paragraphs We’ve Ever Recorded
WHAT’S THE DEFINITION OF AN OPTOMIST? A MUSICIAN WITH A MORTGAGE. HERE AT BEACOCKS WE’VE GOT PAYMENT PLANS FOR JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND MUCH MORE FORGIVING THAN A MORTGAGE. THANKS FOR CALLING, WE’LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
*If a toilet is over-flowing, is it just a simple clog? Does the toilet need to be repaired? Or, did your son’s favorite action figure “go for a swim” and never return? We don’t “guess” over the phone. Our technician will give you a complete evaluation and accurate price up-front … before any work is done. We’ll back it with a warranty …. Adventuresome Power Rangers excluded. J
IF YOU’RE SPENDING TIME AROUND EXTENED FAMILY THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, TAKE A LOOK AROUND… THOSE WRINKNLES WILL BE COMING TO FACE VERY NEAR YOU WITHIN A FEW YEARS – BUT THEY DON’T HAVE TO. YOUR SKIN CAN BE CLEAR AND BEAUTIFUL AT ANY AGE. WE’LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
You can hear some of these at http://www.holdtimestudios.com/marketing-ideas.php
And how about two for the worst.. holy cow, these were bad; And in these two cases we didn’t write them … they read like a As-Seen-on-TV script….
HAVE YOU TRIED EVERYTHING TO RID YOURSELF OF CELULLITE? DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A NON SURGICAL SOLUTION FOR THIS PROBLEM? DR. ++++ KNOWS THIS IS NOT A MATTER OF WILLPOWER OR LACK OF SEARCHING FOR ANSWERS. FORTUNATELY, THERE REALLY IS A WAY TO GET RID OF CELLULITE! IT’S CALLED MESOTHERAPY, AND THE ++++ CENTER IS THE WEST COAST’S LEADING PROVIDER OF THIS REVOLUTIONARY WAY TO GET RID OF CELLULITE. IT IS LIFE CHANGING. DON’T WAIT – INQUITE TODAY ABOUT HOW YOU CAN GET RID OF CELLULITE AND SAVE 25% OFF YOUR PACKAGE!
And so much information, that you won’t recall any of it…
PROTECT YOUR FAMILY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM YOUR FRIENDS HERE AT HECHT AND HECHT INSURANCE AGENCY. WE OFFER A WIDE VARIETY OF HEALTH AND LIFE INSURANCE POLICIES. INCLUDING BOTH INDIVIDUAL AND GROUP LIFE AND HEALTH PLANS, MAJOR MEDICAL AND EMPLOYEE BENEFIT PLAN AS WELL AS WHOLE, AND TERM LIFE, IRA’S, AND ANNUITIES. AT HECHT AND HECHT INSURANCE AGENCY, WE BELIEVE THAT NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU FAMILY’S HEALTH AND PEACE OF MIND.